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Thursday, January 29, 2009

Cat Incense

Another ritual trip to Tokyu Hands to get necessities for a distracted life. What did I find? Incense for cats!!! Helps them relax... you know cause my kitties are so stressed running around together, biting and licking each other, worrying about being fed, wondering who's gonna clean up their litter box, what new toys they get next time, not enough sleep and the long urban list goes on.
I guess Maya gets the rose one.

Monday, January 26, 2009

I heart Tokyo

My favorite is actually chicken franks. Can't really find them around in Tokyo so I settle for the next best thing: HOMO SAUSAGE.

oh. my. god.


Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Happy New Year, Betches!

Start a'writin' again. Cringe your breath.

x

Monday, December 22, 2008

Scratch n' Sniff



Scratch n' sniff what? Say whaa?

Panties n' thongs!

If you scratch it in all the right places, it could smell like... cherry ice cream, fortune cookie, lemon lollipop, blueberry muffin, bubblegum, strawberry, cherry pie, chocolate cake... and mystery: stank puss!!!

You can snag them for about 15 stones a piece and size ranges from s-xl.

dirtybitches...

Monday, December 15, 2008

Christmas List #2.5

Dear Santa,

If the mooning garden gnome I asked for yesterday is too raw for the neighbors, then I ask you to send along with it: Moony Man from Unicharm.


The Cutest Ship

From the makers of your 懐かしい & 美味しい snacks like:

  • カッパえびせん:
  • サッポロポテト:
  • じゃがりこ:
They bring you the most adorably named 499 ton cargo ship that specifically only freights potatoes:


Calbee Potato Maru

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Christmas List #2

Dear Santa,

Could you please get me this gnome for my new balcony garden?



xxx